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  1. Dr Whop

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    January 23, 2015 by kitcac

    I have been to Dr Whopper’s Doctors Surgery this evening. After saying “Ah” and having a grubby finger jabbed into …
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  2. Stavros Is Tired

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    May 4, 2014 by kitcac

    He didn’t sleep well. He says he could drop off at any moment, almost like he’s got necrophilia. Yes, you …
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  3. Woman becomes first person to get a tattoo of former EastEnders star Lucy Benjamin’s face on her calf, regrets it pretty quickly

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    February 21, 2014 by kitcac

    Originally posted on Metro:
    Emma Smith is now having laser surgery to remove the tattoo (Picture: Endemol/Channel 4) This is…

  4. What Name Is It

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    February 8, 2014 by kitcac

    I went to collect a book from a shop today. I’d ordered it online in advance. When I said that …
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  5. My Left Arm

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    November 18, 2013 by kitcac

    Today started well. JWop pinched my left arm really hard and left a big red mark. Then I had my …
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  6. I Am Immensely Drunk

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    November 17, 2013 by kitcac

    Stavros went out to the pub last night. Not stopping long. Only a few. Mmmm hmmm. I got a text …
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  7. Whiffery Whoo Wah

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    October 5, 2013 by kitcac

    Perfume advertisements. Pointless twaddley whiffery whoo wah if you ask me. Roberto Cavalli. Girl gets out of bed, gets dressed, …
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