More Quotes Of The Year

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August 23, 2013 by kitcac

It has been a week with a high quote quota.

48. There’s a tin of sweetcorn in the dog’s water bowl.
49. You can’t put your penis in the walrus’s mouth.
50. Don’t try to turn your penis inside out.
51. I saw my colleague’s bellybutton today.
52. Well, as I was talking some rats out of the freezer to defrost for the snake… (SHE WALKED OFF! OH HECK! WHAT HAPPENED WHEN YOU WERE TOUCHING FROZEN RODENTS WOMAN? FFS!)

I have had an excellent week, as you can tell.

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