March 14, 2013 by kitcac
And you can come too, too, too!
The last time I was in a zoo was in Zurich in 2001 with my dear chum Pipe. We were drunk. Some very odd things happened on that trip. Its not relevant right now though…
JWop is one in a few weeks. Wowsers trousers!
Stavros and I were pondering a trip to the zoo. Stavros asked “Will there be lions?” and I told him that there probably would be. “What about penguins?” asked the man-child. Yes, that’s probable too.
“Are there any other animals you require sight of?” I asked with a slight hint of sarcasm.
Why did I ask, dear Reader? Why oh why?
Stavros announced that he would also like there to be “Lions and penguins in the same enclosure, but they have to let them all in together when we get there so we can see what happens”
Sounds like just the thing to traumatise a one year old…