March 10, 2013 by kitcac
I was in very close proximity to the following conversation recently.
Setting the scene here, this was a conversation between two chaps who’d never met before.
Football Fan: “Do you like football?”
Non-Football Fan: “No, not really.”
FF: “What are you, some sort of gay boy?”
NFF: “Yeah, I am.”
FF: “Ha ha, I’m only joking!”
NFF: “I’m not. I’m gay.”
If I could draw a picture of people’s faces, I bloody well would. This might work… =-O
Really though, when did not liking football make someone homosexual?
I don’t like it because its boring and the players are poor role models and quite often have bad hair and naff taste in cars.
My dislike for football doesn’t mean I snog other birds. So why should that apply to men who aren’t interested in it?
Has this nonsense ever been proven by a scientific study with graphs and piecharts and other shizzle like spider diagrams?
Football is rubbish. Anyone who doesn’t like it just has good taste. FACT!