February 9, 2013 by kitcac
So far today, I have had two things happen to me that I didn’t expect:
1. A certain someone vomited on the top of my head.
2. A duck bit me.
Everyone knows that these things tend to happen in threes. It is one of the Laws of The Universe.
I am thinking about not leaving the house this afternoon, but given that item 1 above happened in my living room when I was sitting on the sofa, I know I am not safe anywhere.
However, if I avoid going out, then I also avoid being involved in any further incidents involving fowl, game or poultry.
Its a dilemma.