Three Revelations of 2012

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December 31, 2012 by kitcac

1.  According to Wikipedia, Scott Mills is gay. This is not really a revelation if you knew it, but I now know that he’ll probably never snog me if we meet in a nightclub.

2.  My dad sends the most inappropriate text messages ever. So does my mother in law. And if my mother in law thinks that she has accidentally sent a very naughty text message to her son’s boss, she will not mention it. Even if it includes the phrase “stop Jimmy stop”.

3.  In Stavros’s mind, Sir Bradley Wiggo Wiggins doesn’t talk like he’s from round ‘ere. Oh no. He talks like Spike from Notting Hill. Basically, Stavros imagines Wiggo walking about saying “nice tight buttocks” in a Welsh accent.

That is all.

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