December 8, 2012 by kitcac
An advertisement just came on TV for Snow White and The Huntsmen. I piped up “Oh, that’s got that naughty Kristen Stewart in.”
Stavros replied “Who? The one who used to read the news on Channel 5?”
“Er, no. That was Kirsty Young! I was on about KRISTEN Stewart”
Stavros thought for a while and you could see the hamster going round on its wheel in his head. “Oh, right. You mean that one out of Robin Hood?”
It took me a moment to work out what he meant. My brain-hamster was trotting around for a little bit and eventually the cogs clicked into place and I realised who he meant.
“Er, no Stavros. That was Christian Slater!”
He is still none the wiser about who Kristen Stewart actually is.
I could probably spend an hour explaining to him about Twilight and Robert Whatshisname and how she looks so pale all the time, but that would be a lot of hard work.
Its probably easier to let him think that its that newsreader who hangs around in Sherwood Forest.