October 12, 2012 by kitcac
Ah yes, goody goody gumdrops indeedio.
Perhaps you thought this was going to be me being sarcastic about something…me? No!
I just wanted to do a bit of a quiz with my dear readers. Please tell me three things that you know about Jade Goody. And then go and book yourself in for a smear test. Its really not that bad.
Just flop those knees to the side and do it! I’ve probably done far worse things when drunk, but I shan’t admit the details on the internet.
The worst thing to happen during a smear test is perhaps if the nurse who is cranking open the apparatus starts talking to you about how she thinks your boss is a lovely bloke. I can’t look at him the same way now. He’ll always be the guy that the woman talked about when she was doing the thing.
But honestly, if you’re a grown woman, with bills and responsibilities and a wall planner and all that grown up shizzle, just book it. I’ll come with you. I might even promise not to talk about your boss.