1. The New Substitute Teacher

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    May 30, 2014 by kitcac

    I received an email in error last week.  And then another one.  Best. Week. Ever. I had been appointed the …
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  2. Caroline & Christina, A Zodiac Mystery

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    May 22, 2014 by kitcac

    From: John Howard Sent: 20 December 2013 23:40 Dear Channel 5, I have checked the FAQ section of your website …
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  3. Woman becomes first person to get a tattoo of former EastEnders star Lucy Benjamin’s face on her calf, regrets it pretty quickly

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    February 21, 2014 by kitcac

    For years, no-one has believed me when I spoke about “that woman who had a tattoo of Lucy Benjamin on …
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  4. Contrasts And Shades: Opposites Attract

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    August 27, 2013 by kitcac

    Mr D seems to be missing an old girlfriend, based on the way I have interpreted this letter: John Howard …
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  5. Is Racing On The Roads Safe?

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    August 27, 2013 by kitcac

    My letter-writing nemesis, Mr Dawson wrote to the Chorley Guardian some time ago to express concerns about the Olympic legacy …
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  6. John Howard: Sexist But Not Homophobic

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    August 27, 2013 by kitcac

    My dear chum John Howard recently wrote to the Knutsford Guardian bemoaning pesky women drivers, all very tongue in cheek …
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  7. Digital Photo Frame

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    August 27, 2013 by kitcac

    I didn’t end up buying this digital photo frame because the seller refused to include the photos of their pet …
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