1. Woman becomes first person to get a tattoo of former EastEnders star Lucy Benjamin’s face on her calf, regrets it pretty quickly

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    February 21, 2014 by kitcac

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    Emma Smith is now having laser surgery to remove the tattoo (Picture: Endemol/Channel 4) This is…

  2. What Name Is It

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    February 8, 2014 by kitcac

    I went to collect a book from a shop today. I’d ordered it online in advance. When I said that …
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  3. Claim These Funds, Hell Yeah

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    February 5, 2014 by kitcac

    I recently received this email from Peter Sands. I suspect Peter isn’t really called that. Dear Friend, Thank you so …
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  4. My Left Arm

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    November 18, 2013 by kitcac

    Today started well. JWop pinched my left arm really hard and left a big red mark. Then I had my …
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  5. I Am Immensely Drunk

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    November 17, 2013 by kitcac

    Stavros went out to the pub last night. Not stopping long. Only a few. Mmmm hmmm. I got a text …
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  6. God Bless Us And Save Us

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    November 13, 2013 by kitcac

    JWop hangs out with my mum during the day, he loves it, she loves it, all is well. My mum, …
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  7. Whiffery Whoo Wah

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    October 5, 2013 by kitcac

    Perfume advertisements. Pointless twaddley whiffery whoo wah if you ask me. Roberto Cavalli. Girl gets out of bed, gets dressed, …
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